Lately though there’s been several things that I have been noticing from day to day. These things are really starting to get on my nerves. Call it old age (I’m only late 30’s but still) call it intolerance, call it being a giant douche, call it whatever you want to really. But there are things that I see, on people’s facebook posts, other social network feeds, TV, movies, the way people talk, and all kinds of other places that when they do it I die a little inside. So, as a way to vent, here’s my post (possibly the first of several) of “WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS”.
1. the “Everything you post is about me” People
I mean what…in…the…actual…hell??? Who finds this look attractive? I mean if you’re a jaguar …maybe but come on..not pretty, not functional, just dumb.
And while we’re on the subject. All claw hand photos of your freshly painted nails. Nobody cares. Gears…ground.
5. Bad Grammar
I’m going to preface this so I don’t sound like a pretentious douche. In grade school I had at least two teachers who were big on grammar. Always were on my ass about their, they’re or there…your and you’re…the list goes on. So now when I see someone comment on a social post with “your cute” i shudder. When I tell someone something and they say “I no” I tear up a little. When someone says “I seen that the other day” I slam my face down on my desk. Seriously? Have none of you gone to school? Ok..to help you loyal reader here’s a quick list
hear – is when you use your ears to detect sound
here – is when you use your feet and are taking up some ground
there – is like here but just a bit further from you
their – means that spot over there..belongs to them
they’re – is actually two words…they are…crazy right?
your – something belong’s to you
you’re – two words again..you guessed it…you are
are – as in “you are reading this”
our – as in “this is our meatball”
seen – is something that happens when eyeballs are on you
saw – is something that happens when you are the eyeballs
Grind away gears…grind away.
You know..that person? who talks as if everything they say? is a question?
wow…this is a long post..ok..So I guess I better end there. So in closing let me just say…everything I write is satire..don’t be so uppity. If you don’t like it, then that just means I’m funnier than you…and maybe even better looking. Just remember people, don’t take life too seriously..you’ll never get out alive.