OMG somebody get me a hanky.
So Aparently Lindsay Lohan has been placed in isolation following a “hysterical fit”.
It seems just a few days in to the two week stint of her 90 day sentance she’s broken down in tears, screaming at wardens, forcing them to take her away from other inmates.
One former inmate Cheryl Presser, 43, told the Daily Mirror newspaper: “She is in with the killers and she has only been let out for hour-long breaks, and during those she was locked down to a table.
“On Friday (23.07.10), Lindsay got put on lock-down. While some of us got two hours to go to the yard, or the TV room, Lindsay was on total lockdown.
“She had a hysterical fit, crying and yelling so she got put in isolation.”
Another former inmate claimed Lindsay was upset because other prisoners had been poking fun at her by calling her ‘Firecrotch’.
The source said: “She was just sitting in her cell staring straight ahead. Sometimes wailing, but mostly just sitting “Some of the inmates in our ward, some of the tougher ones, were yelling ‘fire crotch’ at her. “They just started chanting it at her. Lindsay didn’t say nothing. She was crying though.”
Cheryl also revealed that she has failed to win over other inmates because her constant crying keeps them awake at night. She said: “The wards are cold and smelly – they stink. The air conditioning is turned up so high that you can’t sleep because of the cold. Inmates try and shove the air vents full of toilet paper to stop the air coming out, but it doesn’t work. “Lindsay would lie there shivering all night, crying and trying to cover her face with her hands. Her wailing was keeping everyone awake.”
UHHH HELLO? IT’S JAIL. IT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE PLEASANT IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE AWEFUL SO YOU DON’T RECOMMIT THE OFFENCES YOU WERE PUT IN THERE FOR IN THE FIRST PLACE. WAHHHHHHH