In honor of the recent San Diego Comic-con I present this.
Apparently times are tough over in the Galactic Empire. Seems like benevolent Sith Lord Darth Vader was caught on Bank surveillance camera brandishing a handgun and made off with an undetermined amount of cash in a daylight robbery that can only be described as “epic”. According to witness who was there at the time “I thought it was pretty comical, but I guess this guy was pretty serious about needing some money,” Michael Aloisio, who works at a nearby restaurant and saw the bandit run past, told the New York Post.
“It was pretty crazy. He had the whole outfit on,” added Louie Lin, who works at a Chinese restaurant in the shopping centre where the bank is located and saw the robber.
What I wanna know is why Ol Vader traded in his lightsaber “an elegant weapon, of a more civilized age” for a simple handgun. Maybe he had to sell it for asthma medication? Moisturizer for the Emperor? Tie Fighter Fuel. Whatever the reason Vader is still a bad-ass
Little known Fact…He Also enjoys the occasional BBQ in the summer